First off...
I would like you to click the box right here

I am going to keep this annoying box here until the end of this month... Oh the humanity.
CLICK AWAY
Go ahead... It won't bite
Damn I have to put away last weeks laundry and its 11:30. Okay, I just threw it on the floor and I will take care of it tomorrow. Why do today what you can put off tomorrow or the next day or the day after that.... I am soooo horrible.
I am messy. I am not cockroach messy, I am papers and clothes messy. I just don't like to clean. I have other things to do and I don't like spending the day cleaning...which is why I need a job, because I am a terrible domestic engineer.... Although I can cook damn well so at least I have that. I figure as long as I am a good cook and good with kids so I have one bad strike... SO what.
Five years ago I got a fortune cookie that read :
You are domestically inclined and will make a great housewife someday. Mind you this was takeout so the waiter couldn't strategically place this so that I would get it and not my boyfriend at the time. I think I stared at it for a good 10 minutes, blinked and stared at it again. I looked at my 10 X 12 apartment at the time and just shook my head. What a crock. Yeah I'm also a virgo and I am not aggressive, a compulsive cleaner or a workaholic. Yeah the stars sure no how to peg me.
I also was told I have an incredibly bright aura. Uh-huh. Although one time in Hawaii I showed up looking like a ghost on the security camera. I was so bright I glowed on a black and white security camera. You couldn't make out any features. It was bizarre. I suppose one day it will be shown on Ripley as proof of ghosts in the real world... If that show was still on the air.
You can't believe in Mystic hoodoo. Why? Because they have never been right when it comes to me. If psychic knew better they would run away.